"BETTER THAN JESUS!"-Satisfied
Customer Testimonial
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changed my email address. It is now SarinaW instead of just Sarina and
then @ SarinatheWicked.com Update your address books!
Click here to email me with the new
email.
That's right! My spells work! Not like
JESUS! What does he do!?! NOTHING. I'm Better, Stronger, and
CHEAPER than jesus OR god, so talk to ME first! Now...here's yet another
testimonial, I'm going to have to give them their own page pretty soon.
I got to make a quick announcement before you get to reading the
good stuff. I have had a plethora of emails coming in lately from people
saying they went to other 'witches' who charged hundreds and even THOUSANDS of
dollars, then got no results. These people tell me they tried the other 'witch'
first because they thought my prices were too cheap! If that isn't the
STUPIDEST thing I've ever heard, I don't know what is! If you're going to
spend money on a spell, wouldn't you rather spend $45 or $55 FIRST and see what
happens?? I mean, these people spend hundreds somewhere else and then come
back to me complaining. Hey, I'm not in this biz to make millions. I
figured I'm going to be throwing spells anyway, why not help a few people out
and get paid for my time? You want to spend a couple hundred on a
witch, feel free to add a zero to my prices. Or don't and call me later.
In fact, anybody who emails me and says they paid some other 'witch' a couple
hundred better be ready to pay ME the same thing to fix the mess!
Every once in a while I get a case and there's just no way
even MY powers can get them out of it. I'll tell 'em straight!
I've got the emails to prove it. And people say, hey, thanks for not
ripping me off. No problem! That's what a REAL WITCH does! Sometimes I
tell people there's not much chance, but if they want to give it a try anyway,
I'm all for it. What the hell. So don't be a moron and spend
hundreds of dollars on a spell! Spells aren't like diamonds or something.
There's no spell in town that's so good it should cost that kind of money!
At least don't do it and come crying to me, because I'm sick of it.
CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.
One more thing: I DO NOT
and WILL NOT EVER throw a curse on any child or animal! So don't waste my
time writing to get rid of somebody's child. FORGET IT. MONSTERS
hurt children and animals, REAL SATANISTS DO NOT. Anybody asking for that
service will be CURSED to the fullest extent of my powers!
HAIL SARINA!
Hi! My name is Sarina... Sarina the
Wicked! I am a Satanic Witch. I do Black Magic - love, money,
health spells, hexes, protections spells, you name it, and I do it ver
y well!. I have not qualms about doing black magic because I really
don't care what happens to people you want to throw curses at... that's
their problem! hahaha...You can email me your specifics... spells
are $35, protection and
removal are $45 and curses
$55.. I also have a groovy new combo -
removal and a love spell- $60. I take Paypal, money orders or well-concealed cash. Click
on a service for my address or payment buttons. I'll write back with further instructions after payment.
If you want more than one (see below), sometimes I cut you a deal.
(And DON'T ask me why it's so cheap, or I'll double it! haha...Some people
are just NOT TOO BRIGHT!) I am a very gifted witch and have had lots of success. If you don't
try me now, you'll end up wasting your money somewhere else, then you'll
come back and pay me.
JUST REMEMBER!
This isn't TV magic. This is the real stuff! I can't wave a magic
wand and have Brad Pitt or Denzel Washington fall in love with you.
If I could, Brad baby would be rubbing my toes right now! haha..
What I'm trying to say is you have to go with the flow. Magic can
swing things in your favor, give you the upper hand, but it's not going
to be like a gun being pointed at someone and forcing them to be your zombie!
AND you need to work WITH the magic once it's been thrown! Don't
sit on your butt and wait around for things to just happen! Everything
will be all lined up for you, so get up and get in there and grab what
you want! Nobody wants to work for a slacker, especially Satan! The
more you put in, even more you'll get out!
Submit your own stuff to me and I might put
it up too!
CUSTOMER
TESTIMONIALS!
After a
CURSE:
Sarina is excellent,
had her do a curse for me and it knocked out 14 people in a little over 9 weeks.
Very effective and hard hitting work and above all her service was outstanding
and honest. Kevin - posted in guestbook
AFTER A LOVE SPELL:
I just had to tell you.........
HE WAS IN MY DRIVEWAY WHEN I CAME HOME!!!!!!!!! Said he couldn't stop thinking
about me and just HAD to see me.
You are, well, you are
amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - G.
YOU'RE
A WICKED WOMAN!
-
From Sarina's Mother-in-law!
Sarina
says, "Damn straight I am, and PROUD OF IT! I bring mercy or misery
wherever I go, depending on what I want and what I
get! I RULE! Get used to it, get over it, or
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE BECAUSE I WILL DESTROY YOU!!"
- BTW, this bitch is DEAD now. Last time I was in L.A. I PERSONALLY danced
a jig of glee on her grave!
AFTER WORK SPELL
"Hi Sarina! I
Just wanted to let you know that another girl from the compnay that I work in
was moved to the department that I didn't want to go to. Your spell certainly
worked!! Many Thanks (We will be doing business again!!!!)" C.
AFTER SPELL TO REMOVE
OBSESSION
"well guess what?
i feel wonderful. im not obsessing over drew or anything. i saw him at
the gym today and was totally able to act normal. not like i normally dont.
but i didnt FEEL anything other than normal. thank you SO much for throwing
that spell on me!!!! its working GREAT. i know if thats working so well
then the other stuff will have to work. so thanks SO much!!!! have a great
day!! m."
RETURN
LOVER SPELL
"SW,
Thank you so much
for bringing him back to me! That was the greatest ever moment of
my life, and I know I owe it all to you...
J."
GET RID OF WIFE HEX
"Also, wanted to
say "thanks" for the Hex spell on his wife. She must have totally
repulsed him as he did tell me he needs to get divorced, get her and the
kids moved to a different house. Please help make these things happen
soon and the HEX to continue.
Thanks so much!!
P. (thankful past
customer)"
SPELL FOR JOB AND
LUCK
"I just wanted to
put you up-to-date with the spell. Well i have found a project for a film
called "Every mother's son". The producer send me email and he seems very
interested in me. This will get me more exposure. I
just wanted to tell you that you are the greatest witch ever. I know that
it's no considece [sic]. You made all this happen. "
Thanks a bunch!
S.C.
REMOVAL OF CURSE/PROTECTION
SPELL
"Miss Sarina,
my troubles are over. Thank you so much. The car guy called
and said it wouldn't cost that much, my job came through, my mom loaned
me the money anyway and my daughter said she got an A, so it worked on
her too! Thank you again, ma'am. K."
REMOVAL
OF LOVER SPELL
"Wanted to let you
know that i think the spell you threw in for me is working.
i got news today
that THE person i told you to throw the spell on is
becoming disinterested
in the other party. way to go Sarina!" R.
SEE?? I'm not the only
one that thinks I'm GREAT! FANTASTIC! THE BEST!
Here's some pictures of my cool magick
wands...and my Satanic Bible!
I have candles and stuff too...of course.
Hail SATAN!
For info about Satanism,
visit the Church of Satan's website
by clicking here or pick up a copy of the Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey
and READ IT. I thought it was brilliant.
DON'T START EMAILING ME
asking me how to 'teach' you to be a witch! This isn't teenage wicca
bullshit, this is a RELIGION. Study and learn for YOURSELF!
GUESTBOOK!!
(NOTE: Wiccans are stupid. They're so stupid,
they don't even know how stupid they are! Maybe this will learn them...but
I doubt it. Hey, sissy wiccans! Don't waste your time signing
my guestbook and calling me names! First of all, I'm going to remove
it. Second of all, remember your lame little "three times" rule?
Well, everything you put in that book is going to come back at you three
times over, baby, maybe more if I'm feeling spunky...which is usually the
case! hahaha! You guys just don't get it, do you? hahahahaha!!!
Do I have to "spell" it out? hahahahahhaa! HAIL SARINA!)
(And for the so-called "Satanists" who are going to tell
me I'm degrading the religion and crap like that by selling spells, or
I'm not a "real" Satanist: Because I am Satanist, I am MY
OWN religion, I follow ME! I DO AS I SEE FIT! Get it?
And if YOU were a Satanist, I wouldn't have to explain this because you
would already know it. From TSB: " 3. When in another’s lair, show
him respect or else do not go there. 4. If a guest in your lair annoys
you, treat him cruelly and without mercy." Leave a message if you like,
it will get deleted.)
Jezoids (Jesus-following lame brains): Same thing goes
for you! That stupid bible cud that you cough up will get deleted!
And you will be cursed by ME! See if Jesus will take the hit for
you, I bet he will conveniently be gone.
Bring it on! Leave me some feedback!
IF YOU DARE! hahahahahaha.....But for Satan's sake, don't be a sissypants
and mark it private! If you've got something to say about me, let
the world see! And by the way... As soon as I posted the warnings
above, accompanied by my spell of course, all those for whom it was intended
completely
stopped leaving me nasty messages! Now I don't even have to waste
my precious time deleting them! HAIL SATAN! I WIN AGAIN! HAIL
ME!! I AM THE GREATEST SATANIC BLACK WITCH EVER!!!
HAIL SARINA!!
Here's some of my favorite sayings!
Add your own! Just click below and add a saying or two, Hailing ME!
Witch persecution really irks me. Take
the Wizard of Oz. I mean, the Witch is the best part!! She's green,
and cool! But look what happens. This strange visitor shows up (Dorothy)
and drops a house on her sister, takes property that is rightfully hers, later
trespasses with intent to kill, then actually kills the witch! And Dorothy
is hailed as a HERO for this! It's a
disgrace!!!
MY HERO
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